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The Snowflake Buddies and the ABCs of Leftism!

Galactic Imperium News Service: The Snowflake Buddies, the smash hit kid’s educational program that espouses leftist propaganda to kids of all ages, is proud to announce their latest book – The Snowflake Buddies and the ABCs of Leftism! Below is … Continue reading

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Leftism: The Same Old Game

Galactic Imperium News Service: After announcing a special division at the North American Moogle corporate headquarters called The Division of Tolerance and Thought Crime (or DTTC for short), other social media giants like Fakebook, Bitter and Dumblr announced their own … Continue reading

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New Sci-Fi Series Promises to Surpass Star Trek: Discovery!

Galactic Imperium News Service Exclusive: Star Haul: The Leftist Crusade is an upcoming American television show created by Cryan Duller and Dalex Hurtzman for the BSN All Axis Network (no relation to Bryan Fuller or Alex Kurtzman, creators of Star … Continue reading

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New “Evil South” TV Show Promises to Teach People Why Lincoln is a Saint & Secession is Wicked

Galactic Imperium News Service: Not to be outdone by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss’s brilliant idea for a new post-Game of Thrones show exploring the drama and high-stakes tension of an alternate America where slavery still exists (which can be … Continue reading

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Support Fidget Spinner Equality or We’re all DOOMED!

Galactic Imperium News Service reports that earlier today, the powerful lobbyist group known as the Fidget Spinner Equality Association (or FSEA) descended upon Washington D.C. in order to demand government oversight and control of the Fidget Spinner industry. “We are … Continue reading

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The Society of the Golden Pacifier

Galactic Imperium News Service (GINS): The Society of the Golden Pacifier is proud to announce that all major universities and urban areas now have groups meeting on a weekly basis. The group, which was started in 1989, promises a safe … Continue reading

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Entertainment Expo reveals Biggest Game of the Year – Social Justice Warrior: The Age of Rage!

Galactic Imperium News Service (GINS): At the press event hosted last Tuesday afternoon at this year’s Entertainment Expo, a few non-gender specific eyebrows were raised when Snowflake games released teaser posters and in-game footage of their newest project, Social Justice … Continue reading

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