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New “Evil South” TV Show Promises to Teach People Why Lincoln is a Saint & Secession is Wicked

Galactic Imperium News Service: Not to be outdone by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss’s brilliant idea for a new post-Game of Thrones show exploring the drama and high-stakes tension of an alternate America where slavery still exists (which can be … Continue reading

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Sociologist Reveals Why People Love to Steal

What is it that people LOVE about Socialism/Communism? Why can’t people throughout the United States and Europe get enough of stealing from their neighbors in order to support their own well-being? Is it really all about daydreams of Star Trek? … Continue reading

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Support Fidget Spinner Equality or We’re all DOOMED!

Galactic Imperium News Service reports that earlier today, the powerful lobbyist group known as the Fidget Spinner Equality Association (or FSEA) descended upon Washington D.C. in order to demand government oversight and control of the Fidget Spinner industry. “We are … Continue reading

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Entertainment Expo reveals Biggest Game of the Year – Social Justice Warrior: The Age of Rage!

Galactic Imperium News Service (GINS): At the press event hosted last Tuesday afternoon at this year’s Entertainment Expo, a few non-gender specific eyebrows were raised when Snowflake games released teaser posters and in-game footage of their newest project, Social Justice … Continue reading

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