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WARNING!!! Russians are EVERYWHERE!

Galactic Imperium News Service: Breaking News! The U.S. Department of Thought Crime recently issued the above graphic to help citizens identify hidden Russian operatives that may have infiltrated their home, schools, churches and more. Says Special Director Dr. J. Muta Falsus, … Continue reading

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The Society of the Golden Pacifier

Galactic Imperium News Service (GINS): The Society of the Golden Pacifier is proud to announce that all major universities and urban areas now have groups meeting on a weekly basis. The group, which was started in 1989, promises a safe … Continue reading

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