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The Snowflake Buddies and the ABCs of Leftism!

Galactic Imperium News Service: The Snowflake Buddies, the smash hit kid’s educational program that espouses leftist propaganda to kids of all ages, is proud to announce their latest book – The Snowflake Buddies and the ABCs of Leftism! Below is … Continue reading

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Leftism: The Same Old Game

Galactic Imperium News Service: After announcing a special division at the North American Moogle corporate headquarters called The Division of Tolerance and Thought Crime (or DTTC for short), other social media giants like Fakebook, Bitter and Dumblr announced their own … Continue reading

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Trump Saving Transgender Lives?

Galactic Imperium News Service: The activist group known as the Transgendered Lives Matter Coalition (TLMC) recently issued a statement regarding President Donald Trump ‘s July 2017 announcement on potentially reinstating a ban on transgender individuals from working in the United … Continue reading

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New Sci-Fi Series Promises to Surpass Star Trek: Discovery!

Galactic Imperium News Service Exclusive: Star Haul: The Leftist Crusade is an upcoming American television show created by Cryan Duller and Dalex Hurtzman for the BSN All Axis Network (no relation to Bryan Fuller or Alex Kurtzman, creators of Star … Continue reading

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New “Evil South” TV Show Promises to Teach People Why Lincoln is a Saint & Secession is Wicked

Galactic Imperium News Service: Not to be outdone by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss’s brilliant idea for a new post-Game of Thrones show exploring the drama and high-stakes tension of an alternate America where slavery still exists (which can be … Continue reading

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Sociologist Reveals Why People Love to Steal

What is it that people LOVE about Socialism/Communism? Why can’t people throughout the United States and Europe get enough of stealing from their neighbors in order to support their own well-being? Is it really all about daydreams of Star Trek? … Continue reading

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Support Fidget Spinner Equality or We’re all DOOMED!

Galactic Imperium News Service reports that earlier today, the powerful lobbyist group known as the Fidget Spinner Equality Association (or FSEA) descended upon Washington D.C. in order to demand government oversight and control of the Fidget Spinner industry. “We are … Continue reading

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