Police State or Not? Prohibition Flow Chart

police state, government, statism, flowchart, infographicIf you’re the type of person that loves libertarian infographics or flow charts, then you’ll flip your lid over this one. With colorful graphics and fun little icons depicting the growth of the police state and the black market through prohibition – and how an intensifying cycle of violent crime and police aggression is the end result – this is guaranteed to get your statist friends all hot and bothered. Thoughts? Got some feelz you need to vent? Let us know! We always love hearing from you, even if you’re grumpy and need a diaper change.

Best Satire for 2019 is Right HERE!

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WARNING!!! Russians are EVERYWHERE!

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Galactic Imperium News Service: Breaking News! The U.S. Department of Thought Crime recently issued the above graphic to help citizens identify hidden Russian operatives that may have infiltrated their home, schools, churches and more.

Says Special Director Dr. J. Muta Falsus, head of Operations at the U.S. Department of Thought Crime, “We understand that our beloved and exceedingly trustworthy Centralized Press has uncovered many secret Russian activities that are attempting to undermine years of Leftist Progressivism and Statism in our wondrous nation. As such, we believed it was appropriate to come out with the above poster to help re-invigorate Cold War era sentiments and military industrial complex cashflows.”

The chart helpfully asks a number of questions to reveal potential traitors – and additionally points out how Russians were responsible for the first American Civil War, how bedbugs are actually secret Russian nano-spy devices, how Thomas Jefferson was actually a Kremlin puppet, how PewDiePie fans and NPC memes are Russian tools and how Russians have brainwashed many Americans to reject the truths of CNN and MSN.

The U.S. Department of Thought Crime recommends that the infographic poster be printed out in large format and displayed prominently in a public place.

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Rare Big Chungus Concept Art from 1930

Anarchist, Ancap, Big Chungus, Chungus, parody, satireGalactic Imperium News Service: Breaking News from Libertopia Cartoons! The above graphic was recently unearthed in the attic of 92 year old cartoon aficionado Jimmie Whoppumaxia, who claims to have once worked with the top animators in the business. Whoppumaxia, a former animator from 1946 until he retired in 1989, says that the above Anarcho Big Chungus concept art was probably developed around 1930, but was determined to have been too controversial for audiences at the time.

Whoppumaxia states that, “We tried to bring back Anarcho Big Chungus again in 1968, as we thought the character might resonate with the counter-cultural movement taking place in America at the time, however we could find no television networks who would sign on to the concept. It wasn’t until my great grandson showed me Big Chungus on PewDiePie, that I thought perhaps Anarcho Big Chungus could make a comeback through the internet with libertarians and anarcho capitalists.”

Note: The above illustration and article is considered a work of satire or parody, and should not be considered actual news. For entertainment purposes only. Reading while working in a hog farm shoveling 52 tons of hog feces may cause vomiting and blurred vision. Libertopia Cartoons not to be held responsible for triggered snowflakes, leftist graphic designers, mouth foaming neo-cons or outbursts of pro-State screeching. 

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Libertopia’s Books, Movies, Games and More of 2018

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Books I Read In 2018. 

  • Crazy Horse by Larry McMurtry
  • House of Cash by John Carter Cash
  • Rebel Sea Raider by John Foster
  • Anthem by Ayn Rand
  • Hooper’s War by Peter Van Buren
  • The Island by J.L. Pattison
  • Berlin Diary by William L. Shirer
  • The Devil Knows How to Ride (William Quantrill) be E. Leslie
  • Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee by Dee Brown
  • I’ll Take My Stand: The South and the Agrarian Tradition
  • Plain Folks of the Old South by Frank Owsley
  • Jesse James Was My Neighbor by Homer Croy
  • Under Siege: 3 Children at Vicksburg by Andrea Warren
  • The Rage Against God by Peter Hitchens (brother of Cristopher Hitchens)
  • Frank Lloyd Wright by Ada Louise Huxtable
  • Pilip K. Dick: Divine Invasions by Lawrence Sutin

I’m pretty choosey about the books I read, so I didn’t have any from the above list that I didn’t like. However, if I had to pick a favorite it would hands down by The Rage Against God by Peter Hitchens. Second would be Hooper’s War and Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee. Third would be Philip K. Dick and Berlin Diary. I also read a bit of the Bible too, but didn’t include it in the list as I didn’t read it in it’s entirety.

Podcasts and Sites I Enjoyed In 2018

Movies and TV Shows I Enjoyed in 2018

  • Searching (most unique film of 2018)
  • The Creepy Line Documentary
  • The Red Pill Documentary
  • First Man
  • A Quiet Place (Nice drama)
  • Incredibles 2
  • Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindewald (Fun flick)
  • Solo: A Star Wars Story (This & Rogue One beats TFA and TLJ hands down)
  • The Black List (Reddington is amazing. ’nuff said)
  • Mystery Science Theatre 3000 (just a lot of fun)
  • Classic Twilight Zone (still relevant and so very well done)
  • Dark Matter
  • The Orville

While I’m a pretty big sci-fi and fantasy aficionado, there were still plenty of movies and TV shows I avoided, like Marvel and DC Superhero flicks (so tired of these), and Star Trek: Discovery (due to it’s preachy message and weird timeline). Classic Twilight Zone, MST3K and Dark Matter were all good shows that scratched the itch and were just fun to watch. The Orville had a few strange episodes, but it did feel like classic Trek.

Games I Enjoyed in 2018

  • No Man’s Sky (great free dlc has expanded this game so much)
  • Subnautica (a fun, futuristic survival game. Favorite of the year)
  • Destiny 2
  • Titanfall 2 (awesome mech action)
  • Red Dead Redemption 2 (pretty cool historical story)
  • Hade’s Star (mobile)
  • Star Trader’s Frontiers (mobile – Trese Brothers)
  • Portal 2 (replayed again – awesome vibes)
  • Persona 4 Golden (Vita)
  • Zelda: Breath of the Wild (Switch – great exploration)

What do you think? If you want my more in-depth take on any of these titles, just ask through the comments and I’d be glad to share with you!

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Leftist Group: Avoid Libertarians & Soft Kittens in 2019!

hate watch, extremist groups, splc, satire, parody, graphic designGalactic Imperium News: The Souther Poverty Leftism Center (not to be confused with any other SPLC organizations) recently released the above “Hatewatch: Extremist Groups for 2019” graphic, which clearly warns all rabid leftists, national socialists and intellectually stunted progressives of who to avoid and ostracize for the new year. The graphic includes libertarians, anarcho-capitalists, meat eaters, Amish farmers, Ron Paul, Lew Rockwell, Tom Woods, Soft Kittens, Christians, Rose Wilder Lane, Ayn Rand, Founding Fathers, Murray Rothbard, Cute Bunnies and more.

Says Southern Poverty Leftist Spokeperson Villie Bandersnatch, “We are proud to release such a helpful graphic for social media censors and leftists to hang next to their computers for daily use. We’re confident it will help remind people of who the real threats are to their way of life, and cause them to avoid being tainted by beliefs that are an obvious threat to progressives and progressive society as a whole. We also hope that it will be a useful resource for mainstream establishment news organizations to quote whenever they need something to look factual.”

The graphic includes a warning, which states, “Do not attempt to engage or debate anyone from the above groups. They are considered guilty of extreme thought-crimes against the State and the holy doctrines of Leftist Ideology. Instead, immediately report them to your nearest leftist gulag or National Socialist Gestapo Officer. Have a nice day.”

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The Libertarian Cartoon of the Year: Happy 2019!

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If there’s a libertarian cartoon for 2018, and probably for 2019 too – it’s this one about the police state issuing a ticket (and possible criminal charges) for Baby New Year partying with only his diaper on. Of course, the baby could be a purple haired LGBTQ+ griping about equality while clubbing Father Time over the head for his white patriarchy, but I figured this one was a little better. And besides, I did that one the year before. So, from all of us here at libertopia (which is mostly me) have a very happy and anarcho-capitalist, voluntaryist, anarchist, libertarian 2019! We hope you have a great year full of hope and promise for the future. And just remember, while things may look bleak at times – things here in this old world ARE getting better!

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Dinosaur Lives Matter: Police State in Missouri Shuts Down Parade

Dinosaur March, Kansas City, Missouri

Breaking News from Missouri! In the fight against dangerous rampaging T-Rexes overtaking our urban centers and wreaking havoc with their tiny arms and massive piles of dino-doo, the Police State in Missouri recently shut down a pre-Christmas dinosaur parade organized by Jacob Honnold. (Read more from Fox 2, St. Louis here: Police Shut Down Kansas City Dinosaur March)

Honnold estimates that approximately 100 people may have attended the event dressed up in crazy, oversized dinosaur costumes for the event, and marched for less than a half hour before police swooped in on the scene and ordered the dangerous group of people having fun to STOP or face the full force of the Law. Thankfully no dinosaurs resisted, or else we’d be reading about a second mass extinction. But sadly, according to the Kansas City Star and Fox2 (out of St. Louis), Honnold notes that Police are planning to send him a ticket for his dangerous role in organizing the “second annual March of the Dinosaurs Sunday at the Country Club Plaza”.

Meanwhile, Kansas City Police spokesman Lionel Colon (who shares no relation with any colon cleansing products) said in an email that the crowd associated with the”flash mob” crowd spilled into the street and presented some safety concerns. Because in this day and age, what doesn’t present a safety concern that old John Law can stick you with a fine, jail time, or a belly full of lead?

Lionel also says the event is under review for possible criminal charges. Boo!!! Yes folks…the message is clear. Such activities are “verboten” these days in the so-called “land of the free”.

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