Back to School Indoctrination in Canada

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It’s time for back to school! If you’re like a lot of modern parents, you’re probably wondering just how much influence the local public school might have over junior. Well, wonder no longer. The Elementary Teachers Federation of Ontario (ETFO), a labour union in Canada representing all public school elementary teachers (with some 78,000 members) recently unveiled Inclusiveness Training for sensitivity towards LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP (Lesbian, Gay, Genderqueer, Bisexual, Demisexual, Transgender, Transsexual, Twospirit, Intersex, Queer, Questioning, Asexual, Allies, Pansexual and Polyamorous). As illustrated on the above flyer, the ETFO states that, “Our goal is to become more familiar with current language, sensitive to current issues and to share the best practices in supporting our LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP peers & students.” The flyer also notes that, “Fewer than 1% of ETFO members are open with their identities, though some surveys suggest as much as half of the public secretly identifies with LGBT to some extent. If we want students to succeed, if we want to reduce staff anxiety and stress, we need to create a much more welcoming and accepting environment.”

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Uh huh. Some surveys. Cause if there’s one thing that should be a part of every elementary school aged kids educational indoctrination, it should definitely be LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP sensitivity. I mean, why not – it’s been a staple of education for the last 200 years, and we know how dumb kids were back in the old days (sarcasm). Oh, and before I forget…tax dollars should most certainly be used to fund it. Cause nothing good happens unless it’s through the State and it’s coffers full of our money.

Home School or a good private school is looking better all the time.

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Modern Day Chicken Little

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Leftism: The Same Old Game

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Galactic Imperium News Service: After announcing a special division at the North American Moogle corporate headquarters called The Division of Tolerance and Thought Crime (or DTTC for short), other social media giants like Fakebook, Bitter and Dumblr announced their own special departments devoted towards the facilitating of Leftist thought within their corporate atmospheres. Says Sherry Dinkowitz, DTTC Lead Officer for the program at Moogle, “Our Division of Tolerance and Thought Crime Department will be devoted to policing our employees and making sure they aren’t perpetrating any undesirable thoughts or actions which may poison our community. Such behavior may result in being sent to a week-long sensitivity training seminar, or – in severe cases – immediate dismissal.”

When asked why such measures were being instituted, Dinkowitz explained that, “We live in a culture of rampant religious intolerance, hate, sexism, racism and white privilege. It’s important to take strong  measures to stamp out any kind of individualism or foreign thought which can be determined as being linked with such unsavory elements.”

“It’s our hope that we can build a future free from those types of people or beliefs we don’t approve of,” Dinkowitz said with a smile.

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Trump Saving Transgender Lives?

Max Klinger, leftism, political cartoon, illustration, transgender, LGBT, military, MASHGalactic Imperium News Service: The activist group known as the Transgendered Lives Matter Coalition (TLMC) recently issued a statement regarding President Donald Trump ‘s July 2017 announcement on potentially reinstating a ban on transgender individuals from working in the United States Armed Forces. Sally McSweetums, director of the TLMC and noted ball-room gown designer, said that, “We all share in everyone’s relief that FINALLY the beloved cross dressing character of Max Klinger on MASH can escape potentially being blown to bits by a jungle booby-trap. We’re also pleased that the President has recognized that human life is precious, and thus has given transgendered individuals an opportunity to get out of being drafted or sent to die in some senseless war overseas. While many progressive Statists might look at Trump ‘s actions as intolerant or mean-spirited, we here at the TLMC are grateful that we can spend our energies in more productive avenues than fighting and killing on behalf of establishment elites on both the Left and the Right.”

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New Sci-Fi Series Promises to Surpass Star Trek: Discovery!

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Galactic Imperium News Service Exclusive: Star Haul: The Leftist Crusade is an upcoming American television show created by Cryan Duller and Dalex Hurtzman for the BSN All Axis Network (no relation to Bryan Fuller or Alex Kurtzman, creators of Star Trek: Discovery). Along with the controversial and highly anticipated “Evil South”, another show developed by BSN Network, Star Haul is planned for a Fall release. The first Star Haul series since Star Haul: Deep Space Six concluded in 1997, The Leftist Crusade is set roughly 5 days before the events of Deep Space Six and will be set in the alternate X-2 universe where a super secret race of purple Kling’ums is terrorizing the galaxy.

Show creator Cryan Duller notes that Star Haul: The Leftist Crusade will be a great way to promote social justice and tolerance, as well as discuss the evils of Free Market Capitalism, Conservatism and of course Hollywood’s favorite bad-guy: Christianity. “I think long time fans of Star Haul will find a lot to like in The Leftist Crusade, but the show is really created to suck the dollars out of today’s young people.” Duller noted in a recent GINS interview. “We have a young, beautiful and extremely diverse crew that pilots the USS-Rainbow-A in their 5 year mission to battle racist aliens, sexist robots and the intolerant empire of Mega-Trump.”

Dalex Hurtzman, co-creator also explained how Star Haul would push the envelope in regards to making a blatant social commentary on current events. “It’s very important to us to use this powerful form of propaganda to address what everyone on the Star Haul team wants our viewers to also believe. If you don’t, you’re obviously a racist bigot who isn’t really a true fan.”

Duller followed up with, “Yeah, Star Haul has always had a diverse cast and made subtle social commentary, but for today’s less sophisticated and easily offended audience, we’re going to make it as incredibly diverse as possible, and make sure that the point we’re making practically smacks you upside the head. For example, we not only plan to have a representative of every human race on the USS Rainbow, but nearly all of them will be one of the 72 genders that are currently out there. Many episodes will revolve around the crew exploring their sexuality or their feelings, which will lead to some tense situations of safe space violations requiring the new-age infused crystal powered weaponry of the USS Rainbow.”

Meanwhile, George Tookay (no relation to George Takei), former actor for Star Haul who has more recently become a prominent spokesperson for the Society of the Golden Pacifier, summed up his excitement for the series with an exuberant “Oh my!”

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Veteran and Beloved Liberty-Minded Politician passes away at 20 years old: Stubbs the Cat

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The world continues to mourn the passing of one of the greatest liberty-minded leaders of our time. Stubbs the cat, who passed away in his sleep the evening of July 20, had faithfully served his community as mayor of Talkeeta, Alaska since 1998. Born in 1997, Stubbs was sadly only 20 years young when he died.

Talkeeta, a community of around 900 people, chose Stubbs to be their representative around 19 years ago as a write-in candidate. Since then, this furry feline has always enjoyed bipartisan support, as well as the love and affection of tourists, his family and many neighbors and friends. In 2013, Stubbs survived a vicious dog attack, but made a remarkable recovery and went on to eat, sleep and bring joy to those around him.

Libertopia’s own libertarian cat issued a statement earlier this morning, noting that, “We have lost a great champion of liberty in our era through the loss of such a remarkable cat who lived life to the fullest. Particularly noteworthy was Stubb’s proud defense of his community in the great Dog Attack of 2013 and his unique gift of bringing people together. Unlike many politicians today, he never raised taxes, made empty promises, campaigned for special interest projects, bombed anyone or created any laws that further reduced our liberties. Stubbs will surely be an inspiration to future generations of cats and humans alike.”

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New “Evil South” TV Show Promises to Teach People Why Lincoln is a Saint & Secession is Wicked

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Galactic Imperium News Service: Not to be outdone by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss’s brilliant idea for a new post-Game of Thrones show exploring the drama and high-stakes tension of an alternate America where slavery still exists (which can be read here and here), Keltag Hagrinax and J.X. Parnohack of the hit series Shame of Crones also recently unveiled details of their new show at the GINS Media Summit. The sci-fi action epic, which will be called Evil South, is planned to release on the BSN Network at about the same time as Benioff’s and Weiss’s Confederate.

“Like Confederate, our show will also depict an alternate reality of the United States where the South has successfully seceded and slavery exists,” Hagrinax and Parnohack explained. “However, where our show is different is that we’re actually setting it in the year 2061. A post apocalyptic South where a conservative theocracy is oppressing and enslaving all races – as well as LGBT peoples, will be at odds with a utopian Communist North where freedom, peace and love prevails. After a series of terrifying incidents along the Mason-Dixon line, a cybernetic Abraham Lincoln and a genetically super-engineered William Tecumseh Sherman, with built-in flame thrower of course, will be resurrected in order to fight a third American Civil War.”

“We actually think our show will be much more socially relevant than Confederate, as we will seek to incorporate everything you learned in public school about why secession is evil, why confederate veterans monuments are wicked, why the south is terrible and how Abraham Lincoln was the glorious savior of humanity,” Parnohack stated. “And like what happened in the 1860’s, we also think that we’ll make a compelling case as to why it’s necessary for the Northern State to wage a campaign of extermination and destruction in 2061 against the men, women and children of the South.”

“I think the media and entertainment really have a duty to keep hitting people over the head with our take on these themes, especially in our harshly divided society,” Hagrinax said with a smile. “Like in Steven Speilberg ’s Lincoln, Gary Ross ’s Free State of Jones, Quentin Tarantino ’s Django Unchained or even Margaret Atwood ’s The Handmaid’s Tale, it’s not really about historical accuracy or being unbiased. If you wanted that, you’d check out historians like Thomas J. DiLorenzo ’s The Real Lincoln or Brion McClanahan ’s books and podcast. Rather, Evil South and other works like it are about shaping people’s thinking along the lines that Hollywood and the Establishment believes is the correct way to think. If that causes even more tension and animosity amongst people, then perhaps the State really does need to step in and force people to do what WE want them to do.”

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